time I meet a guy who gets me shook,
all I ever get from him's a dirty look.
It's the same way everywhere I've found...
all the guys who turn me on turn me down!"
"Howdy folks! Welcome to the one
and only, original Country Bear Jamboree, featuring a bit of
Americana -- our musical heritage of the past."
-- Henry, your host
Here are just
some of songs you'll enjoy in this fast-paced musical variety show:
"The Five Bear Rugs," performed by Henry,
introducing the band
"My Woman Ain't Pretty, but She Don't Swear
None," performed by Liver-Lips McGrowl
"Mama, Don't Whip Little Buford," performed
by Henry and Wendell
"Tears Will Be the Chaser for My Wine,"
performed by Trixie
"All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down,"
performed by the Sun Bonnets -- Bunny, Bubbles, and Beulah
"Heart, We Did All that We Could," performed
by Teddi Barra, descending on a swing from the ceiling
"Blood on the Saddle," performed by the
unbearable Big Al
"The Ballad of Davy Crockett," performed by
"Blood on the Saddle," performed again by
"He's Big Around the Middle and
He's Broad Across the Rump," performed by almost all the other
bears, trying to drown out Big Al.
blood on the saddle,
and blood all around.
And a great, big puddle
of blood on the ground."